Furo Jump!!: Guilty Gear Gaiden!? is a Japanese DSiWare title by Arc System Works, tenuously tied to Guilty Gear 2 by starring Chimaki, a pillow thing who appears as a secret item in GG. This game, however, isn’t about beating up on bishonen with ’80s metal band names, instead focusing on Chimaki’s trip from hot spring to hot spring, slapping animals with towels.
And now it’s coming to North America! For some reason (That reason is likely “Aksys localizes everything Arc System Works makes”)! According to the ESRB, the American version is called Towel-Slappin’ Pro-Jumper and includes levels whose names ”are based on innuendo and puns (e.g. Nude York, Rome Laid Bare, and Full-Frontal Fuji).” Also of note, the ESRB’s content description: “one leaflet contains text that reads, ‘For help with … un-natural male enhancement.’”
A pillow spinning around on a bar of soap, snapping a towel at animals in hot springs. That sounds like an easy 500 DSi Points’ worth, even if you don’t factor in the extra dick-joke value.
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