(NSFW…) “Heart Italian Charm Watch of King Dedede Drooling While Eating.” So, uh, Sears is offering a bunch of items with this creepy fanart of what I’m pretty sure is Kirby’s King Dedede gettin’ it on with a Waddle Dee (mosaic effect added by me). You can get this watch, or a digital camera case, or a messenger bag, or poker chips, etc. Apparently these have been for sale since 2010!

The art comes from a Furaffinity user named StormDragonBlue (warning! link leads to a Furaffinity gallery). It looks like Sears offers various goods based on user-uploaded images, like a Zazzle or a CafePress sort of deal. Someone uploaded this particular art, and the result is this instant meme.

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