Slime Knight hand towel, from Square Enix’s Smile Slime series. How can you see this and feel anything but joy? It’s a wonderful thing. Look at the happy Slime! The adorable rider. The little slime on his shield! It’s all too much.

If you want more towels, there’s also a King Slime version and a Slime version. If I had these, I’d always wish my hands were wet, so I could have an excuse to go look at them.

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