New Super Mario Bros. Wii Nokonoko Air Hockey Set. As far as I’m concerned, humanity’s done; this is the crowning achievement. For one thing, it’s a self-contained air hockey set in which the puck creates the air cushion, instead of the table.
More importantly, it’s a real Koopa shell that glides around when kicked. Real Koopa shell. That’s the world we live in right now.
You can buy this for $14.20 from Strapya.
See also: More Super Mario 3D Land stuff