Mini Wii-shaped hard drive enclosure, found on Dealextreme. If you got one of these and put a SATA hard drive in it, you could have your own Wii HD, hurr hurr.
And because it’s not a Wii without Wiimotes, whatever nameless entity is responsible for this thing included two Wiimote whistle keychains. Adorable.
See also: More Dealextreme junk