Crime Scene Strap. For when you want a little… murder scene… on your phone or DS. I say “little,” but it’s about 3 inches long. This thing would be so wrong it must be right, except it’s too wrong for that. I kind of love it. It includes a blood-puddle screen cleaner, so it’s practical.

Strapya of Japan is selling this ridiculous thing for 580円 ($6). Unfortunately, Strapya’s US site doesn’t seem to offer it, though I did find these Pokemon Security Buzzers when I searched for it. “Pull down a monster ball dangling from a security bell, it makes 120 decibel beeping sound,” according to the product description. “Pokemon security buzzer will save you and your kids from violent crimes.”

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