Ace Attorney toilet paper, featuring “Objection!” “Hold it!” and “Take that!” exclamations. This totally nonsensical item and many, many others are being released in honor of this month’s Ace Attorney movie.

Stuff that even normal people would want, all shown at Andriasang, includes cute sticker sheets, Blue Badger plushes, and key covers.

Speaking of that Ace Attorney movie, director Takashi Miike recently told an audience that it’ll be localized into multiple languages for worldwide release. Great news! Now localize the toilet paper.

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