Holy crap, this game looks crazy difficult.

Square Enix plans to bring its Nanashi no Game horror series to Japan’s DSiWare service next week in the form of two releases, Saikyouyoko Square Action Vol. 1 Noroi No game Chi and Vol. 2 Noroi No Game Dake, which loosely translates as Extreme Misfortune Side Square Action Vol.1 Cursed Game Blood and Vol.2 Cursed Game Prison.

These two games, both priced at 500 Nintendo Points, are based on Nanashi No Game Me’s platformer, in which you jump your way through levels packed with falling platforms and guillotine blades, likely all acquired at a recent sale held by an execution surplus store.

Square Enix split the game in two for some reason, that reason probably having something to do with stuffing its pockets with crazy bucks. Unfortunately, the company didn’t announce a DSiWare version of the cursed RPG from Nanashi No Game Me, but maybe Square Enix is saving that for its Extreme Misfortune Side Square RPG series.

Oh, and Nintendo also plans to release five Face Training Mini games to DSiWare in Japan next week, each priced at 500 Points and each using the system’s cameras to help pretty up your mug with different face exercises. I was wondering when Intelligent Systems would finally port Otona no DS Kao Training to the DSi!

Import: Nanashi no Game, Nanashi no Game Me

See also: Japanese trailer for Nanashi no Game Me, Nanashi no Game 2 turning into a creepy Retro Game Challenge

[Note: Video is from Nanashi no Game Me’s retail edition]

tags / nanashi no game / dsiware / import / square enix / saikyouyoko square action / noroi no hame game chi / norio no game dake / otona no ds kao training / intelligent systems / ec