Dragon Quest Slime Lotion (click for larger image).

Though that smiling container is listed as lotion, you could better describe it as sexual lubricant, also known as love balm, bodyglide, two-to-tango oil, cooch cream — or as DQ creator Yūji Horii once jokingly called it after giving a jar to Final Fantasy father and former co-worker Hironobu Sakaguchi as a gag gift, Gooch cream.

Artist Harvey James spotted this bedroom aid at an “eight-story-high sex shop in Akihabara” last year. Those of you looking to grab a gob of goop while you’re in Japan for TGS later this month can score 500 grams for around ¥1,659, or $17.84. No guarantees on whether your girlfriend will acquiesce you, though, after you beg for some sexual healslime (Marvin Gaye is spinning in his grave).

See also: DQIX priest with slime helmet and armor

[Via Harvey James, Offworld, Love Heaven]

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