Who needs OkCupid when you’ve got Colors 3D?
Oh God, you’re killing me, Masterclaw360. You can read the full profile here — someone actually responded!
Back in my day, if you wanted an online girlfriend in grade school, you had to rely on AOL chat rooms or create your own “Hello, My Future Girlfriend” web page. Kids have it so easy now, macking on girls on 3DS eShop painting applications.
Make sure to enjoy Masterclaw360’s other masterpieces posted on the app’s gallery site, like “I Hate School” and “Mario And Sonic Two Universes.”