So I just came across this story on the lack of a Lego Harry Potter game, and thought, hey, I’ll report on a lack of news, just to be different. Absence of news aside, I found it potentially interesting that Traveller’s Tales was planning on working on more Warner Bros properties, at least until I looked at this list (and this one). On that list of upcoming films, the only viable options I saw for games in the near future shouldn’t be options at all. Lego Watchmen? No. No. Lego Where the Wild Things Are? Hell no.

So, instead, I thought I’d offer Traveller’s Tales the following ideas, for free. I’m feeling generous.

• Lego Speed Racer (in and out of gaming stores as quickly as it was in and out of theaters!)
• Lego Friday the 13th (here’s our chance to play as the villain, killing stupid Lego teenagers!)
• Lego Harold & Kumar (a number of jokes just make themselves here; I’m not wasting effort)
• Lego Sex and the City (those little Lego hook-hands are perfect for gripping tiny plastic sex toys!)
• Lego Ocean’s However Many Dudes We Feel Like Hiring (it’ll be a mainstream darling!)

It’s late, and my humor threshold is low. I make no apologies.

tags / lego / traveller's tales / warner bros / lisha