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We did it, America

As you’ve probably already heard, Americans made history last night by electing Ming-Ming Duckling, Wonder Pets’ web-footed star, as its first Anatidae-American president in what many news outlets are calling a “landslide victory.”

Along with her running mate, Denver the Last Dinosaur, Ming Ming ran on a platform that emphasized taking care of the middle class, providing accessible and affordable health care, and eating bits of bread by the lake.

With cartoon animals also in control of the Senate and House, even more so than before, I am anxious to see whether they will be able to deliver on their campaign promises and bring us out of this economic mess.

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