New Pokémon trainer designs and their awful fashion sense. Yes, two Pokémon posts in a row! Along with revealing its starter monsters for the upcoming Black and White releases earlier this week, Nintendo shared this image of its new male and character trainer designs.
Now, I know that these characters are just kids, and when you’re a kid, you’re allowed to dress like a dickhead, but real talk: who wears a jacket that doesn’t start zipping until right below your chest? And slapping on your Pokémon Watch over the cuff of your jacket? Who does that?!
My only comment about Pokémon B/W's female trainer is that she's wearing Daisy Dukes, which means I'm obligated to embed this NSFW music video in my post:
Ohhhhh snap, I used to watch this video on The Box like four times a day when I was a kid. I totally forgot about when they bring the robot voice in, right after they bring that funky track back.