Domino’s Japan’s Fire Emblem pizza ⊟
All right, so it’s a Tiger & Bunny tie-in and not related to the game, but let’s ignore that for just a moment – just one moment please – and read this description for what the restaurant is calling its “Fire Emblem” pizza:
"Girls love hot boys. Same with pizza. Try this pizza, the zingy heat of the jalapenos will surely get you hooked. And remember, you have to use your head and think about how you can enjoy every bite."
It’s perfect, Domino’s Japan. Just reuse the text if you ever do get the Nintendo license. Via @petitemistress!