“Do you have any friends?” :o(

You ever get caught up in those moments when you’re talking to dudes with bustling social lives, and you find yourself just straight-up lying about your friend situation, claiming acquaintances as best mates, or inventing free-spirited chums that you think will impress others?

And you keep talking, and inside you’re thinking, “Oh my god, what are these words coming out of my mouth hole? Why did I say that? I hope he doesn’t ever meet these names I’m dropping, or try to look them up on Wikipedia or whatever, because these are wacky mythological tales. This is some Poseidon and Xena warrior princess shit right here. This is Percy Jackson and the Olympians. There is no way he believes that my best friend is half-man, half-goat, and that we are on an epic quest to recover Zeus’ stolen lightning bolt. Who even makes things like this up?”

Yeah, that never happens to me, either.

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