Ninja Gaiden motivational poster by 9000.

Really, there’s no way we couldn’t feature this painting, what with this being (kind of like) our footer and all. And of course, we also must admire Levi “Doctor Octoroc” Buffum’s bead recreation of the same scene:

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“Bros Before Hoes” by 9000.

This is terribly immature, I know, but I love the idea of Billy and Jimmy deciding not to fight each other at the end of the original Double Dragon game (NES/Arcade), agreeing that Marian isn’t worth fighting over.

My cousin Anwar and I used to spend all our quarters on Double Dragon at Major Magic’s (Detroit’s janky version of Chuck E. Cheese), and I hated it when we got to the end because he always killed me to make sure Marian ran to his arms for a kiss. Total dick move!

See also: When two dragons become one

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