“Bros Before Hoes” by 9000.

This is terribly immature, I know, but I love the idea of Billy and Jimmy deciding not to fight each other at the end of the original Double Dragon game (NES/Arcade), agreeing that Marian isn’t worth fighting over.

My cousin Anwar and I used to spend all our quarters on Double Dragon at Major Magic’s (Detroit’s janky version of Chuck E. Cheese), and I hated it when we got to the end because he always killed me to make sure Marian ran to his arms for a kiss. Total dick move!

See also: When two dragons become one

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