Cave Story + contest winners!

We recently asked our readers to “describe Balrog” for a chance to win a Mac App Store copy of Cave Story +. We got tons of fun responses, because you’re all brilliant, but in the end we did the terrible duty of reducing the list down to five winners, to whom we’ve handed out the codes. Huzzah, etc. Here’s who we picked:
- Axel described Balrog as “an Altoids tin who only comes in one flavor: bumbling.”
- wuuds said “Balrog is the craziest enemy I’ve ever fought. I mean the guy wears suspenders over his eyes… WITHOUT PANTS! I still have nightmares…”
- Blue gave us the paradox of Balrog: A bar of soap that’ll make your hands dirty. A lunchbox that’ll leave you hungry. A briefcase that’ll get you fired. A suitcase that’ll leave you shivering in the cold. A hollow brick that’ll cause your house to tumble. A broken drive that you decided to for some unfathomable reason to pop into your OS. What did it say? Well, what did you expect?”
- Zachaeus Medneslon said, enigmatically, “A commentary on modern man.”
- How does Chris Kraft know? “Balrog pees sitting down and poops standing up.”
Congrats to the five of you, thanks to Nicalis for the generous offer of prizes, and “stay tuned” or whatever you do to a website for more opportunities to win this game!
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