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Battlefield 3 for Game Boy. I picked this up earlier in the week and have been having a blast with the single-player mode. The servers have been fucked, though, and I haven’t been able to get online with this yet.

On the really real, I’m usually annoyed when people do this, like the recent trend of replacing art on classic NES cartridges with stickers of new games, but this actually looks authentic, like something you would’ve had back in the day with graphics or gameplay that looked absolutely nothing like the art on the tin.

Also, the artist probably used a Swedish Tetris cart (that’s what the code on the left indicates, at least), so it’s not as if there’s a shortage of those.

Buy: Battlefield 3 (for Xbox 360, PS3, & Windows)

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[Via pant85]

tags / battlefield 3 / game boy / gaming / electronic arts / cartridge / ec

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EA: Psych, no online multi for FIFA 12

Despite touting ”head-to-head online matches using Nintendo Wi-Fi connection” in its FIFA 12 announcement for the 3DS last week, Electronic Arts is now saying that feature isn’t currently in the works for the soccer game.

“Currently, we only have local head-to-head play,” said EA Canada producer Matt Prior in an interview with Nintendo World Report. “But server-based online is certainly something we would be looking at in the future.”

I was surprised when EA initially promised online multiplayer for FIFA 12, as it took the publisher three DS iterations of Madden NFL before it added the essential feature to that series. But nope, while FIFA 11 has online matches on the original DS, those of you who pick up the newest version of the franchise for 3DS will likely have to settle for playing with others in your area.

Your players can wear “the latest street gear” in the new 3D Street Soccer mode, though, so there’s that.

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Buy: Nintendo 3DS console (Cosmo Black, Aqua Blue)

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tags / fifa 12 / electronic arts / ea canada / fifa / nintendo 3ds / 3ds / gaming / ec

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FIFA 12 announced for Nintendo 3DS with online matches, more than 500 licensed clubs, eight modes (Tournament, Career, Be A Pro, Training, etc.), and nine camera angles.

Slated to release this fall, the game will have a new 3D Street Football mode, which features a curved pitch and a lower camera view designed to accentuate the 3D planes. This mode has your virtual players “wearing the latest street gear” while participating in “5 versus 5 matches in exotic street locales and indoor environments”.

This already sounds considerably more full-featured than the Winning Eleven/Pro Evolution Soccer title without online play that Konami hurried out for the 3DS launch!

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tags / electronic arts / ea sports / fifa 12 / nintendo 3ds / 3ds / gaming / ec

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Hachi Koi cancelled, Kurumi’s heart broken

Disaster! This week’s issue of Famitsu reports that Hachi Koi, the Nintendo DS dating sim from Electronic Arts Japan of all people, will not release next year or ever. Could this be a victim of EA’s decision to focus less on new IP, emphasizing established franchises instead? Probably not! My guess is this just wasn’t a very good game.

The game’s primary gimmick, “touch events” that allowed you to grope female students (e.g. suntan lotion rubbing minigames) already feels antiquated, thanks to three Doki Doki Majo games and their male equivalent Duel Love.

Hachi Koi’s other gimmick is more interesting — one of the game’s love interests, Kasugaoka Kurumi, is a full-figured girl, a rarity in most dating sims. In fact, developer Game Jouhou seemingly designed interactions with her to appeal to feeder fetishists, and at least one piece of official artwork hinted at a sequence bondage fans would appreciate:

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tags / hachi koi / kurumi / electronic arts / game jouhou / imports / famitsu / ec

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New character art for Shonen Kininden Tsumuji, EA Japan’s ninja-themed take on The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (click for larger version). I took this snapshot from the action RPG’s new Japanese site, which also has a cool overworld map and some screenshots.

EA Japan also put out a new Tsumuji trailer, but the gameplay bits are sized too small to enjoy:

See also: More Tsumuji art

[Via GoNintendo]

tags / tsumuji / electronic arts / imports / ec / shonen kininden tsumuji

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King’s Bounty in under ten seconds. On the Retronauts blog, Lost Levels’ Frank Cifaldi explains how this could be: it’s a tool-assisted speedrun that relies on messing with the game’s random number generator and restoring saves until the game-winning item, which is randomly placed somewhere in the map, ends up right next to the player’s starting position.

By the way, it is super rad to get to read more retro stuff from Frank.

tags / king's bounty / frank cifaldi / retronauts / new world computing / electronic arts / jc

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Star Fox, Road Rash covers re-imagined by Matt Layzell.

I would buy games with these covers! In fact, I already bought these games without the covers. So long as I’m sharing Star Fox fanart here, I have to post this great Martijn “Super Silo” van Dam piece, taken from the upcoming Uber Games collection:

Adorable! (Starwing was its name in Europe)

Buy: Star Fox Command

See also: Muramasa fanart contest winner

[Via Superpunch]

tags / starwing / road rash / electronic arts / fanart / martin van dam / matt layzell / starfox / ec

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Hachi Koi's sorta NSFW Tetris web game →

The team behind Hachi Koi certainly is playing up the dating sim’s only distinguishing feature — its rubenesque love interest Kasugaoka Kurumi. After months of keeping quiet about the game (it was originally slated to release in Spring 2009), Neuron Age has put up an online Tetris-style web game featuring Kurumi.

The twist with the online distraction is that instead of colored blocks, you’re managing chocolate bars. It’s kind of an offensive way too handle her figure, but that’s not the reason why I marked this link “sorta NSFW”.

See, when you clear a line, a brief audio bite plays of what’s supposed to be Kurumi eating the chocolate, but it almost sounds like… something else. And that shiver of pleasure you hear while her mouth’s full implies that’s what the people who put this game together had in mind.

And when you clear four lines at once to get a tetris, you’re rewarded with even more suggestive sounds as Kurumi tries to push as much candy into her mouth, nearly choking on the sweets. Yeah, it’s pretty vulgar.

See also: Hachi Koi trailer (no gameplay)

tags / ec / electronic arts / hachi koi / imports / kurumi / tetris / neuron age

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Tsumuji gameplay video from the Tokyo Game Show.

Yes, Electronic Arts Japan shamelessly ripped off The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, from its art direction to its stylus-only controls, but I like that you can crawl under the floorboards of people’s homes (01:00 mark) and eavesdrop on their conversations. It’s a very ninja thing to do in a game that’s supposed to star a young ninja but doesn’t present him like the black-clad badass stealth assassins we’re used to.

Also, what’s with outlets reporting that this game was just announced last night? We heard about Tsumuji months ago, and some of these sites even covered it back then!

[Via Pennywise83]

tags / tokyo game show / tgs 2009 / tsumuji / electronic arts / imports / ec

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Henry Hatsworth doll by Susan “Meri Greenleaf” Logue. Susan crocheted the British adventurere as a commission piece. Aside from the wire monocle, painted eyes and mouth, felt details, and polymer clay sword and teacup, the figure was crafted with acrylic yarn.

Buy: Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure ($18.99)

[Via Elfling Creations]

tags / henry hatsworth in the puzzling adventure / electronic arts / crochet / crafts / susan logue / ec

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Hachi Koi trailer (no gameplay) with Japanese idol Haruka Nagashima singing the game’s theme, “Ray! Flower”.

With SNK Playmore’s Doki Majo Plus now released in Japan and Konami preparing Love Plus, I forgot about Electronic Arts’s own love simulation title Hachi Koi — not that the game is particularly interesting, outside of it offering a more voluptuous love interest (Ms. Kasugaoka Kurumi) than most dating sims typically allow.

In addition to providing Hachi Koi ‘s theme song, Nagashima appears in the game as a green-haired idol that looks like a straight-up Hatsune Miku clone, though I doubt you’ll get to date her. This isn’t No-Ri-Ko, after all.

See also: Gameplay clip from Hachi Koi (this was funnier before Warner Music Group removed the accompanying audio of Frank Sinatra singing “Girl From Ipanema”)

[Via NicoVideo]

tags / hachi koi / haruka nagashima / ray flower / neuron age / electronic arts / ec

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Mutant League: What might have been, and what was (even though I missed it)

The recent revelation of NBA Jam/Hangtime’s rejected Mortal Kombat court brought back old feelings of resentment over Mutant League Basketball, the third Sega Genesis game in Electronic Arts’ alternative sports series that was never completed or unreleased.

I played Mutant League Football and Hockey to death with my friends and cousins, and would’ve loved to have a monster-filled update of Arch Rivals in our after-school video gaming rituals, whilst avoiding homework and recovering from Batman: The Animated Series reruns.

Apparently, this wasn’t the only Mutant League game that went unreleased — did you know that there was a fourth title planned for the series?

In 1993, EA worked on a project called Mutant League Speed Demons, but the game was shelved for undisclosed reasons. Though someone stumbled on a prototype cart for the game last month, its data was erased.

I wonder if it was a Mario Kart-styled title? Or perhaps a motorcycle racer like EA’s Road Rash? After all, the other Mutant League releases were built on existing engines for the company’s other games (e.g. Madden ‘93, NHL ‘93).

Another interesting thing I stumbled on while researching the series: there’s a portable edition of Mutant League Football! The game was included with EA Replay, a 2006 compilation of the publisher’s classic console and PC games for PSP. I had no idea this existed!

The PSP version includes wireless multiplayer and even displays Mutant League Football at a higher resolution. Plus, it’s only $9.79 on Amazon! Not a bad deal seeing as it also includes Syndicate, Desert Strike, and more.

tags / ea replay / ec / electronic arts / mutant league / mutant league football / mutant league speed demons / mutant league basketball

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