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This kid is still talking?

Yeah, Toni isn’t going to make it to see 2013.

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What did I tell you, Toni? What did I tell you the last time you ran your mouth? Imma put you on World Star, homie,  keep talkin’.
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What did I tell you, Toni? What did I tell you the last time you ran your mouth? Imma put you on World Star, homie,  keep talkin’.

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Slow your roll there, Toni. Talk like that is liable to get you slapped outta ya britches, son.
Real talk, this ain’t Rune Factory — the kid isn’t gonna come at you with a sword or staff, on some Lord of the Rings nonsense. I got big-boy blueprints back at home for a banana-clip chopper, and you don’t want to be the first dude in this Harvest Moon town to see it. 
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Slow your roll there, Toni. Talk like that is liable to get you slapped outta ya britches, son.

Real talk, this ain’t Rune Factory — the kid isn’t gonna come at you with a sword or staff, on some Lord of the Rings nonsense. I got big-boy blueprints back at home for a banana-clip chopper, and you don’t want to be the first dude in this Harvest Moon town to see it. 

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Not only is Allen from Harvest Moon: A New Beginning a jerk, he’s also a homewrecker! You can read the entire exchange at Harvest Mom starting here.

While you’re here, I might as well mention that Nintendo sent out vague “system stability” firmware updates for both Wii U and 3DS tonight.

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Girls aren’t the only ones taken in by Allen’s charms. All of Harvest Moon: A New Beginning seems to be head over heels with the conceited hardresser.

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[Via I Am A Kitty]
There are Tumblrs dedicated to the fashions in Glee and Star Trek: The Next Generation, so why wouldn’t there be one for Harvest Moon (and Rune Factory)?
Now you, too, can wear the same gear as that jerk Allen, so you can look like him and be a jerk like him, and have girls who want to fix jerks swoon over you just like Allen.
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There are Tumblrs dedicated to the fashions in Glee and Star Trek: The Next Generation, so why wouldn’t there be one for Harvest Moon (and Rune Factory)?

Now you, too, can wear the same gear as that jerk Allen, so you can look like him and be a jerk like him, and have girls who want to fix jerks swoon over you just like Allen.

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I doubt most Harvest Moon players — or peeps on Tumblr for that matter — will need this guide. They learned all about this long before HM: A New Beginning came out!
Buy: Harvest Moon: A New BeginningSee also: More Harvest Moon posts[Via Random Stoof]

I doubt most Harvest Moon players — or peeps on Tumblr for that matter — will need this guide. They learned all about this long before HM: A New Beginning came out!

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[Via Random Stoof]

It doesn’t matter that Allen is a jerk — some of these ladies are swooning over the dude in the reblogs from our Harvest Moon: A New Beginning post this morning.

I’m not going to tell you who you should and shouldn’t be dating, though; that’s on you. 

Just don’t expect any pity from me a few months from now when he accepts a Blue Feather from another girl, your crops have gone to hell because you spent all season caught up in his drama, and you’re listening to “You Oughta Know” for the fortieth time in a row.

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Girl, you know that guy ain’t right for you — why are you chasing him? You know that feeling you get when a good friend starts throwing herself at a straight-up jerk, and there’s nothing you can do to steer her toward a partner better deserving of her time and attention?

That’s exactly the feeling here, except you don’t actually have any real friends, and you’re seeing this all unfold in Harvest Moon: A New Beginning screenshots posted on Tumblr from people’s playthroughs.

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[Via Ducky, Harvest Moon Wiki]
This Harvest Moon yak.
THIS HARVEST MOON YAK.
I have a casual interest in learning Harvest Moon, as I mentioned before, but not a lot of time for a longterm game like that. However, my interest briefly becomes less casual when I see the preorder plushes Natsume produces for these games, like this one for the 3DS’s A New Beginning. It’s announced only for Gamestop so far, but Natsume promises other ways to get it.
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This Harvest Moon yak.

THIS HARVEST MOON YAK.

I have a casual interest in learning Harvest Moon, as I mentioned before, but not a lot of time for a longterm game like that. However, my interest briefly becomes less casual when I see the preorder plushes Natsume produces for these games, like this one for the 3DS’s A New Beginning. It’s announced only for Gamestop so far, but Natsume promises other ways to get it.

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Harvest Moon and Legend of the River King for Game Boy Color will be released on 3DS Virtual Console, Natsume told Siliconera, allowing me the opportunity to become better versed in two series with which I have embarrassingly little experience. That’s what’s great about the Virtual Console!

At least, until someone comes in here and tells me that Harvest Moon GBC isn’t great, which I’d believe as it’s a TOSE game. I don’t actually know how it is!

Meanwhile, if you’d like to know what Natsume and HM creator Yasuhiro Wada are up to right now, allow me to direct you to this Joystiq interview!

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Just making sure you see this sale because it’s the cheapest I’ve seen the game priced at - Harvest Moon 3D: The Tale of Two Towns is $20.52 on Amazon right now.

And if you missed it earlier this week, Amazon is also running a big “Buy 2, Get 1 Free” deal for over a thousand games, including several quality 3DS/DS and PSP/PS Vita titles. Included in the sale are Super Mario 3D Land, Tales of the Abyss, Resident Evil: Revelations, Metal Gear Solid 3D, Tekken 3D, Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor 2, Tactics Ogre, and many others.