Tiny Cartridge 3DS

Holy crap, this DS game is amazing

Released in Japan a few years ago and inspired by a popular manga/anime, Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo features all sorts of fun minigames like: dog breakdancing, Super Mario Bros. 3-style face matching, and some kind of crying/ballet dancing activity. I need to import this.

IMPORT Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo
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This is the police station in front of Kameari Park in Katsushika-ku If you win, heaven! If you lose, Hell! Ryoutsu Ryu Get-rich-quick Great War! (Kochira Katsushika-ku Kameari Kouenmae Hashuutsjo Masateba Tengoku! Makereba Jigoku! Ryoutsu Ryu Ikkaku Senkin Taisaku Ikusa!) screenshots. Yes, that’s all the title. It’s based on a popular, and extremely long-lived, manga about a small police box in Tokyo and the cop, Ryo-san, who works there.

I think (?) the idea in the above minigame is that Ryo and a criminal have both stripped nude to prove they aren’t hiding anything, and you move Ryo around to block the player’s view of the criminal’s business while simultaneously approaching him.

You usually don’t see this much nudity in a DS game!

See also: Unintentionally raunchy Last Bullet mission.