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Sometimes the child pretty much exploits himself.

I’m going to collect all of his pointing-pictures and make a Flickr pool or something and offer them up for the new LOLJack meme I just invented.

See also: In which the child is the cutest Moogle ever.

tags / lisha / baby / jack / phoenix wright / lulz

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Communist China! Kweh!

So, Lou Dobbs is a crazy ol’ hater on CNN, and we often watch him here in the house, because his inability to just say China (instead of “Communist China”), or really, anything not-inflammatory brings epic levels of comedy to our early evenings. We’ve often joked, though, that due to the presence of the little pitcher and his big ears, we should probably stop before he starts squeaking about securing our borders.

That’s not how it happened, though. Instead, the child (who heretofore has only said “dada,” “mama,” and “kitty”) has hilariously and randomly named his rubber chocobo Lou Dobbs. I didn’t believe the husband until I saw and heard it for myself. He’s done this three times, now, and everyone knows that means it’s forever.

Someday, I’m going to get this phenomenon on video, and the lulz will be endless.

See also: The true depth of my Final Fantasy fandom.

tags / baby / lisha / lou dobbs / chocobo / rubber chocobo / things that are completely random / lulz

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Fable 2 has condoms, but no dental dams, and women can pass STDs to other women during lesbian encounters. Keep trying, Molyneux. You’ll get there eventually.

I don’t honestly consider this a big deal. How much realism do I really need in my unrealistic game? It’s just that after the option of playing as a woman was left out of the initial release of Fable, I enjoy nitpicking gender issues in the franchise now.  You know, for giggles.

tags / fable 2 / rpg / realism / lulz / lisha

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