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Hachi Koi's sorta NSFW Tetris web game →

The team behind Hachi Koi certainly is playing up the dating sim’s only distinguishing feature — its rubenesque love interest Kasugaoka Kurumi. After months of keeping quiet about the game (it was originally slated to release in Spring 2009), Neuron Age has put up an online Tetris-style web game featuring Kurumi.

The twist with the online distraction is that instead of colored blocks, you’re managing chocolate bars. It’s kind of an offensive way too handle her figure, but that’s not the reason why I marked this link “sorta NSFW”.

See, when you clear a line, a brief audio bite plays of what’s supposed to be Kurumi eating the chocolate, but it almost sounds like… something else. And that shiver of pleasure you hear while her mouth’s full implies that’s what the people who put this game together had in mind.

And when you clear four lines at once to get a tetris, you’re rewarded with even more suggestive sounds as Kurumi tries to push as much candy into her mouth, nearly choking on the sweets. Yeah, it’s pretty vulgar.

See also: Hachi Koi trailer (no gameplay)

tags / ec / electronic arts / hachi koi / imports / kurumi / tetris / neuron age

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Hachi Koi trailer (no gameplay) with Japanese idol Haruka Nagashima singing the game’s theme, “Ray! Flower”.

With SNK Playmore’s Doki Majo Plus now released in Japan and Konami preparing Love Plus, I forgot about Electronic Arts’s own love simulation title Hachi Koi — not that the game is particularly interesting, outside of it offering a more voluptuous love interest (Ms. Kasugaoka Kurumi) than most dating sims typically allow.

In addition to providing Hachi Koi ‘s theme song, Nagashima appears in the game as a green-haired idol that looks like a straight-up Hatsune Miku clone, though I doubt you’ll get to date her. This isn’t No-Ri-Ko, after all.

See also: Gameplay clip from Hachi Koi (this was funnier before Warner Music Group removed the accompanying audio of Frank Sinatra singing “Girl From Ipanema”)

[Via NicoVideo]

tags / hachi koi / haruka nagashima / ray flower / neuron age / electronic arts / ec

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Hinata Koi (NSFW)

It took me a minute, but I finally figured out why this image on Hachi Koi’s official Japanese site seemed familiar; it looks like dozens of similar shots from Ken Akamatsu’s Love Hina manga/anime, except, amazingly, somehow more bawdy.

The hot springs, scantily clad girls, and tomboyish, short-haired girl (Kaolla Su!) are all staples of the Love Hina series — though I imagine the same is true for most “harem” manga/anime.

Publisher Electronic Arts is slated to release Hachi Koi in Japan this spring. I wonder if there will actually be any hot springs in the love sim!

tags / love hina / hachi koi / electronic arts / neuron age / ec

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Pervy gameplay clip from Hachi Koi.

Following in the footsteps of the lewd Doki Doki Majo Shinpan series and boy-touching game Duel Love, Electronic Arts’ (!) Hachi Koi is filled with “touch events” in which players paw at women via the DS’s touchscreen.

In this love sim, players learn that they will die in a month unless they manage to fall in love and sweep a lady off her feet. Apparently, your avenues of seduction include rubbing suntan lotion on the backs of women. It’s a wackadoodle plot, but this stuff happens in Japan all the time, I hear.

I added music for the above clip since there wasn’t any audio in the original video, but I really didn’t anticipate just how lecherous the whole thing would seem.

[Via Anoop]

tags / neuron age / electronic arts / ec / hachi koi

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