“Secret Flirts? More like Secret Farts!”

That’s what I said out loud in a room empty but for myself when I came across this game’s boxart last night. I then spent the next ten minutes photoshopping the image — time that I should’ve devoted to my move today (I bought a house yesterday!). The small edit changes your entire intepretation of the cover scene!

I mentioned to JC that the smirking geek looming in the background looked suspicious, suggesting that he could be the mastermind behind everything, or possibly a partner in crime to the winking foreground lass.

“The two of them share a secret,” JC speculated. “And that secret is Wolf Brand Chili.”