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Super juvenile humor in Animal Crossing, featuring a town called “my butt.” If laughing at this uncontrollably makes me 12 years old, so be it.

As with all Animal Crossing towns, eventually all this player’s favorite animals will move away from my butt. The player will stop visiting, and my butt will be covered with weeds.

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[Via Reddit]

NSFW: If you didn’t plan to import Farming Simulator 2012 3D before, surely this ad will convince you to. Don’t act like you’re not totally jelly that this is Europe-only.

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[Via Marching With Eyes Shut]

(NSFW) Rhythm Heaven Wii’s “Wrestler Interview” minigame, with the wrestler replaced by footage of… a stripper, I guess? Finally, we can see what Rhythm Heaven would look like with more male strippers instead of cartoon people. I was totally wondering! But now that question is definitively answered.

Sugoi desu ne!

Buy: Rhythm Heaven DS, Rhythm Heaven Wii

See also: More Rhythm Heaven/Tengoku posts

[Via TheGayGamer]

(NSFW…) “Heart Italian Charm Watch of King Dedede Drooling While Eating.” So, uh, Sears is offering a bunch of items with this creepy fanart of what I’m pretty sure is Kirby’s King Dedede gettin’ it on with a Waddle Dee (mosaic effect added by me). You can get this watch, or a digital camera case, or a messenger bag, or poker chips, etc. Apparently these have been for sale since 2010!

The art comes from a Furaffinity user named StormDragonBlue (warning! link leads to a Furaffinity gallery). It looks like Sears offers various goods based on user-uploaded images, like a Zazzle or a CafePress sort of deal. Someone uploaded this particular art, and the result is this instant meme.

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[Via NintendoEverything]

NSFW: Vanillaware’s “Survive”

For his nengajo (New Year card), Vanillaware president George Kamitani chose to ring in the new year with girls in jars using a robot to fight a xenomorph with another girl in its head.

The Muramasa/Odin Sphere studio head also sent out an original painting as his nengajo last year, the lovely “Three Graces.” That one doesn’t feature ladies crammed into monster carapaces, but is still NSFW.

Kooky and NSFW homebrew Nintendo DS games from France

I’ve no idea why France has a much more active homebrew scene than most other countries, but it makes weird games like the ones I’m about to share with you possible.

A group at Dev-FR participated in a recent DS game coding competition based on the theme of “swimsuits.” Here are three strange games that came out of the contest:

NSFW: Fatal Relations port released

After almost two years of work on the project, Digital Satin Productions has released its homebrew DS conversion for classic PC hentai game/digital novel Fatal Relations.

Even though this is a 1.0 release, the group admits it still needs some testing and lots of people are reporting issues with just getting the game to load on their flashcarts.

Here’s a story description I found for the original Himeya Soft game at Anime-Wiki.org:

NSFW: Super Smash TV x VirtuaGirlHD

Man, I don’t even know. Someone sent this in, and it’s too bizarre not to share: two Japanese dudes playing Super Smash TV (SNES) while running one of those embarrassing “virtual girls dancing/stripping on your desktop” apps.

Two videos after the break:

NSFW-ish: COSCOS Touch Girl by Soft Studio for iPhone. The game, about wiping the clothes off of idols Natsume Sano, Hikari Suzui, and Nana Kokubo, is funny on its own (and available from the US iTunes store for two bucks!), but I can’t get enough of this trailer.

Why? Because of the pulsating, static image of a hand being dragged around by a mouse cursor! Love it.

[Via Famitsu]

NSFW: An old, topless Asian man dances while showing off Neo Geo collection

Absolutely amazing. You can actually see his collection losing its value in real time with this video — I imagine the carts plummeted to some sort of negative worth around the 1:24 mark, when the Neo Geo fan pulls down his shorts to tease viewers with a glimpse of his ass.

You can see an even more explicit photo of “Rot” on the Neo Geo forums, if this is something you’ve decided that you need more of in your life.

[Via Digital Press]

NSFW: Suicide Girls's Dee Ess Eye shoot»

Alterna-porn site Suicide Girls has a new members-only gallery featuring the Nintendo DSi and its Photo software — most of the photos are tasteful nudes that advertise the system and its cameras quite well, but there are a few “geeky” shots thrown in with a Star Wars poster, the model’s 1UP tattoo, and a Pokemon Platinum cartridge.

You can see one of the photos from the shoot below (I’ve blurred out the adult bits, but if you insist on seeing the original, click the image for a high resolution version):

I’m surprised I haven’t heard more about DSi porn — other than vulgar PictoChat and Flipnote sketches — considering the handheld’s cameras. Game Boy Camera galleries (NSFW), however, are rife with naughty pics despite the accessory’s limited color palette.

See also: “Múltiple JugaDS” (NSFW)

[Via Gamefreaks]

NSFW: Unintentionally raunchy Last Bullet mission.

I believe this is the last mission from FuRyu’s sniper game released last April. Basically, you watch what looks like some dude bobbing his head on another guy’s lap for 30 seconds before you spot that the, um, receiver has a gun in his hand — your cue to interrupt their session.

It’s like Data East’s Ring King for NES all over again:

Import: Last Bullet

See also: Finillingus

[Image via The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive, video via NicoVideo]