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Kotobukiya’s Proto Man/Blues figure — painted! This figure will be released in January 2011. I was going to call him “the old version of Mega Man that trades personality for a scarf,” but then what’s Mega Man’s personality? Shooty?

See also: More Kotobukiya Mega Man toys (siiiiigh)

tags / kotobukiya / proto man / jc / toys / figures / mega man

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Proto Man figure by Kotobukiya. Like the Mega Man and Roll figures coming out this year, this is an incredible likeness, and features extra parts, including three interchangeable, near-identical faces. Also like those figures, holy wow. I hope they make a Dr. Wily or Airman or something, so I can set up a dramatic sceyou know what I’m just going to stop talking.

See also: More Mega Man

[Via Protodude, The Mega Man Network]

tags / proto man / mega man / toys / jc / kotobukiya

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New Super Mario Bros. Wii messenger bag. For use as Gamescom swag, Nintendo of Germany made bags out of giant vinyl NSMB Wii ads, previously placed around Germany. This was part of Toad’s head!

In other putting-your-stuff-inside-game-characters news, eBay user race063 made custom backpacks in the shape of Proto Man’s and Bubble Man’s heads. Bubble Man? Who does that?

[Via GoNintendo, GameSniped]

tags / mega man, / backpacks / mario / new super mario bros wii / proto man / bubble man / ebay / jc

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Splash Woman hentai (NSFW), by Anonymous

In the year 20XX, Splash Woman will sit on your face.

Gamers being the deviants they are, the Splash Woman hentai scene is already booming. Even without any visible female genitalia, the Mega Man 9 boss has fast become a sex idol for people who spend hours each day seeking new perversities to worship.

So, while I’m not surprised by the growing amount of fanmade Splash Woman pornography, it’s interesting to see some of the fetishes that artists have used the villainess to satisfy, like the image above of an ample-bottomed Splash Woman smothering Mega Man.

Other images that will never leave my head despite my best attempts to scrub them from my memory — I’ve even considered erasing them Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-style — include Splash Woman drawn as a muscular bodybuilder and Mega Man shown performing fin-illingus.

I won’t identify the community where I stumbled upon all this, as its name is too offensive to print here, but I will share some of the more interesting and less explicit pieces:

Oh Dr. Light, what hast thou wrought?!

[The artists are all anonymous, otherwise I’d properly credit them.]

tags / mega man 9 / mega man / hentai / splash woman / finillingus / proto man / cave story / rule 34 / smothering / roll / ec

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