

Some kind of Neo Geo portable device making the rounds today. Supposedly, this iPhone-styled handheld is licensed by SNK Playmore, but there’s all sorts of weird stuff going on in these photos — like the eratically labeled shoulder buttons, the “Select” button that turns into “Menu” in another shot, and just the general cheap look of it.
Despite those doubts over whether this is a real thing — and the fact you can already download a grip of Neo Geo titles on PSP/PS Vita — its advertised features are nice: 4.3-inch screen, 2GB internal storage with an SD card slot, analog stick, and 20 built-in North American Neo Geo games (e.g. Metal Slug, King of Fighters ‘94). It just needs Neo Geo Pocket/Neo Geo Pocket Color support!
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tags / neo geo / neo geo pocket / imports / snk playmore / gaming / ecMetal Slug’s Marco, Tarma, and “Black Hound” Tank all crafted as wicked looking custom toys by Jin Saotome — he made the SV-002 out of this cheap Fisher Price thing!
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[Via GamOvr, Toycutter, and Jin Saotome]
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Figurine of Metal Slug 4’s Fio, by Embrace Japan. This 1/8 scale figure comes with a tiny Metal Slug tank and prisoner. I’d rather get a bigger tank and a smaller Fio, but this is still pretty fun!
It’ll ship in Japan next March, and is up for pre-order now at import shop AmiAmi for ¥7,680 ($99).
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“Turkey Time” by Brother Brain. With Thanksgiving Day up in this piece, expect reduced posting today as we stuff ourselves with food and take a break from living hermit blogger lives to spend time with our families.
I’m told that if you keep an eye on Joystiq this afternoon, by the way, you might see some 3DS talk…
[Via Brother Brain]
tags / metal slug / snk playmore / brother brain / thanksgiving / gaming / gif / ecStar Radish clip (much better than the previous footage I’ve posted!). This shoot’em up, for those not keeping track of fake retro game releases, is included as an 8-bit diversion in witch-molesting import Doki Majo Plus.
If you love “fake” games as much as I do (e.g. Retro Game Challenge, Dark Void Zero), check out my write-up on an entire art exhibit filled with interesting made-up titles.
Import: Doki Majo Plus
See also: More Doki Majo junk (mostly Star Radish)
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tags / watamario / mikadosoft / star radish / doki majo plus / snk playmore / imports / ecEnglish intro for Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 2 Duo. Speaking of pervy Japanese DS games (R.I.P. Hachi Koi), someone’s actually working on a fan translation for this underage witch-molesting import. The guy leading the project is looking for assistant translators, so if you want to see this patch finished and don’t mind your name appearing in an FBI list of potential sex offenders, sign up!
Import: Dokidoki Majo Shinpan! 2 Duo
See also: NSFW: Doki Majo Plus witch molesting scene
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tags / homebrew / patch / translation / doki doki majo shinpan / snk playmore / imports / ecNSFW: Witch molesting scene from Doki Majo Plus.
Notice the blowing noise at the beginning of this clip? That’s the player puffing into the system mic to raise Kiara’s skirt. I wasn’t sure what bit of skin the player was fondling around the 00:35 mark (An armpit? A knee? Her clavicle?) until I noticed the tanlines from her garters.
As I understand it, the Doki Majo series has players searching for marks on the game’s cast of characters to uncover the witches that have snuck into their school. For some reason, Kiara’s halloween outfit, elven ears, and horns weren’t enough to incriminate her.
You can watch more jiggle-filled videos of Doki Majo Plus’ witches molested in this Youtube playlist.
Import: Doki Majo Plus
See also: More Doki Majo junk (mostly Star Radish)
tags / snk playmore / import / doki majo plus / nsfw / adult / ecStar Radish as played through Doki Majo Plus.
I wasn’t expecting anything else from this game within a game, but this seems to be not much more than a Star Soldier clone. It’s more annoying than the other knock-off released earlier this year, Star Prince from Retro Game Challenge, as it restarts the level when you die instead of bringing you to a checkpoint. At least the music’s great!
To access Star Radish, you’ll need to reach a certain point in Doki Majo Plus that requires (I suspect) going through a lot of Japanese text and menus. If you have a legal, backed up copy of the game, though, you can grab this save file and play the shoot’em up without much effort.
Import: Doki Majo Plus
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[Via Pyongyang]
tags / snk playmore / star radish / doki majo plus / mikadosoft / import / ecStar Radish gameplay footage.
Finally, a decent length Star Radish video that isn’t shoved into a larger video filled with shots of Doki Majo Plus’s underage witches and players molesting them.
Unfortunately, you have to suffer Renge Oda and her brother’s [?] voiceover during the entire movie, and they’re ten times more annoying than the enthusiastic guy Xseed contracted for Retro Game Challenge’s Young Arino. It doesn’t help that the shoot’em up looks a lot less interesting than Star Prince. I guess it’s the idea that matters.
The video is replaced with a black screen around the 1:40 mark for some reason (I’d ask JC to translate what the two kids are babbling about, but he’s on vacation), so no need to watch it beyond that point unless you’re determined to see the SNK Playmore copyright notice.
Preorder Import: Doki Majo Plus
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tags / snk playmore / doki majo plus / star radish / importStar Radish trailer (starts at the 4:05 mark). Unfortunately, the five seconds of shoot’em up footage is enveloped by five minutes of bouncing anime breasts and loli filth from Doki Majo Plus. Expect the same with the actual game.
In related news, SNK Playmore wants you to pick which cover art you like best for the Star Radish’s 8bit Soundtrack Plus CD. I implore you to vote for “B”.
Preorder Import: Doki Majo Plus
See also: Doki Majo Plus Star Radish Announced
tags / doki majo plus / snk playmore / star radish / soundtrack / import / ec
More Doki Doki Majo?! The third game in the series is called Doki Majo Plus, and it has an awesome logo, as well as new scenarios, new characters (like Kanan Kiara, seen here), and new systems! Will it be any more interesting to play?
See also: More Doki Doki Majo Shinpan posts that we’re ashamed to have written
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